Wednesday, June 30, 2010

At The ATM... See the difference??

WHILE USING THE ATM.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
 

 FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Jaerragus found another SMART idiot.


Now, we know there's a lot of stupid, weird yet a lot of people watching videos
on YouTube. But to me, I really wanna find this idiot here.


I wonder if he have anymore blending ingredients that he can spare for me.

 *Sigh* People nowadays... why can't they sympathize poor people like me.


Next time give me the i-phone 4G.... I've got better ways to "blend" it






into my life.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

World Cup bettings... the common and the wierd.



As we all know, the four years once FIFA World Cup is happening right now.
And some of us might get an itch to try out our luck to earn some extra 
"bank notes".
Namely betting/gambling.

  Now people normally bet who/ which country wins right?
And usually they spare the weaker team some scores to make it, well , "FAIR".

These are some styles of betting you heard off and NOT heard off, maybe...

The common style:
-Bet that a potential country wins and spare some goals for the weak.
-Bet that a not so potential country wins and receive the spare goals.
-Bet the match outcome (scores)
-Bet that a country wins by how many goals.

The not-so-common style:
-Bet the goal difference.
-Bet how many yellow cards given.
-Bet how many red cards given. 
-Bet who scores and how many goals scored.
-Bet how many penalty kicks.
-Bet how many corner kicks.


The Jaerragus style:
- Bet how many times the ball "KENA TIANG".(hit the goal post)
- Bet the number of outs and throw ins.
- Bet on the weather, rainy, sunny, windy, etc.
- Bet on the total number of players carried out on stretchers.
- Bet what advertisements are appearing.
- Bet whose loosing.
- Bet which player gets a hat-trick.
- Bet how many players took off their shirts after the match.
- Bet theamount of water each player drinks on TV. ( number of times he reach for the bottle) 
- Bet how many spectators injured. (wait.... how would I know?)
-How many crazy fans ran in the field to hug the players.
-And more.

For more please act stupid and idiotic and be a little bit more childish + lame. 

Monday, June 14, 2010

STAR CRUISE!!!!



This happened somewhere in March, I know it's a very long time ago, I went on a trip to Westports and
Star Cruise. Well i'm not gonna talk about Westports because it's gonna sound like a class. 
But if you're still curious about Westports, at best, I can give you some pics.




Happy? Done with the appetizer... serving MAIN COURSE!!
On the menu? STAR CRUISE!!!!
Ok first of all, it's a very bluddy big ship. 
How big?? Well, look at the picture below.
See that ship, The one I went is the one 
behind it, much longer and larger than this!! 


Do I have a picture of the cruise?..... Well, actually yes I just found it
The cruise/ship I entered was named Virgo, all Star Cruise's 
ships are named after a spesific horoscope I think. (the one on top was Libra if I'm not mistaken)


We, yes I went in a group, were guided by this very kind, 
always smiling Vietnamese tour guide into the cruise. 

Before I went in, I'm really sure that I'll be safe if anything happens, why?? I'll tell you why.....



When I took my first step in, my first impression was this looks 
like a 5 star hotel!! They've got reception, a beautiful lobby
and they got this cool, golden horse statue!!


And if you could just look up for a moment.... whoa... you'll be mesmerized by this ceiling design....
 and beside the wall they have these windows which gives you some European elegance.


See the colourful ceiling... and the windows embedded on the walls, with BALCONY!!!







Here's the lift if you're lazy to take the stairs....
If you just ignore the presence of the ceiling it'll
look as if the sun beam is shining in, like there's absolutely no ceiling there at all!!! 



The rest of the lobby... cool huh....
Gotta get my self a living room like this!!! >.<"






Then we went around the cruise to see other amazing stuff inside the ship.
At the hallway you'd noticed a lot of exclusive items are on display.
 Here are some of it....



An old telephone and some expensive watches.....





Continue walking and you can also find these....
some shops, pubs, restaurants, and weird things...
AFRICA Karaoke, Pub, Cafe 
The Lido Balcony
OASIS

Some weird stuff

SAMURAI restaurant
Galaxy Of  Stars


Star Boutique
In this humongous ship, I found something all teens would find amazing....
they've got a ARCADE CENTER... and if you linger long enough 
you'd find a X-BOX 360 and also a PlayStation 3... I wonder if I missed the Wii...hmmm...
I also happen to find this..

Next we headed on to the top where there's a swimming pool and they call it the....
That's not really the amazing thing, all cruise have swimming pools right??
But what if I told you that this pool have this??



Now it's not all that boring anymore right??








After that, we headed to the captains cabin....
Here the "crew" that "makes" the ship "moves" tell us how they
"operate" the ship's "locomotion" .
I wonder if I sell those "intel" to the terrorist, will I earn more than
what i get from Nuffnang??
The Captain did came out to greet us, his name was... something (some Finland guy).
And he look like he's...well, drunk, he's not acting like he's drunk...just his appearance.
















I even got this... so if you plan to start a cruising company... you'll know what
to expect!!! 
CHECK THIS OUT!!!!


Oh... one more thing... the hallway to the rooms look somewhat like this...
Then, we all went for tea... at the bar...
they served us some biscuits and sandwiches...
It's enough lar...
The Bar 
Well, before I end my post... I've got a little confession to make...
You see these glasses of mixed juice and orange juice?? 
They served us for free... 


But actually they cost 10.00SGD each glass... and I had 4....
What? Can you blame me for being thirsty??

Now... I've gotta get my ass back in there one more time... just one more time would be enough. 



Friday, June 11, 2010

SERIOUSLY..... LISTEN TO THIS!!!


LISTEN TO IT AND ....Dance!!!
video

AWESOMENESS!!!
Remix of :
Lady Gaga - Love Game
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service
Akon - Sexy B**ch
Shakira - Shewolf

Reminder: pause the music player first

Thursday, June 10, 2010

STORY of A "POOR" BOY....



Edward's from a poor family, they don't live in a mansion cause they can't afford to buy a normal simple house. So they live in a mansion. When Edward was 10, all of his friends have a handphone, but Edward only got an i-phone, you know, the one without buttons.... see how "poor" he is.

Edward's father, Richard work's in a big company. But his job.... isn't that important.... just signing documents.... what to do... he's the boss. Everyone else in the company drives big cars, but Richard only drives a car that can fit 2 people..... a LAMBORGHINI. And sometimes, he has to take the helicopter, and it's hard to find parking....

Edward's mother, Elli is a housewife. As a housewife, she has no income. So what does she do?
House chores of course. Everyday... she... sweeps... money... There's so many money in the house
they have no place to keep them. Not like her friends who gets to wear colourful jeweleries with ruby, sapphire, emerald, ... She only gets to wear a big colourless DIAMOND on her fingger. How sad.

Edward's brother, Nick also suffers in the situation. Since the family was so poor, Nick doesn't have his own room. He was always jealous of Edward because his father gave him a room, and he only got a bungalow, with a swimming pool and on the hill. I mean... won't you be "angry" if you were Nick.... I know I won't.

And then his sister Jane, she doesn't get to wear branded stuff, why?? Because she often throws them away...
Her friends get to wear branded cloths they have everyday while Jane on the other hand only get to wear them once, why?? Like i said... she throws them away... 


So folks... after reading their story... what do you feel?

We must always remember that there are others who are more unfortunate then us... such as Edward..

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Korean Music vs...Justien Bieber...


Youngsters nowadays... *sigh*...
the music they listen to... *sigh*...



Many youth nowadays like Korean music, girls will go wild over 
TVXQ, Super Junior, SG Wannabe and not forgetting Rain.
Then the guys would starve to buy tickets for SNSD's concerts.  




Korean music, don't get me wrong, I listen to them too... (just not as crazy as some people)
older people might think, why do we listen to musics that 
lyrics we don't understand??
 If you act a little more mature (for young ones), just act,
you'd probably figured why they think like the way they think....






1) We don't understand a freakin word that's coming out of their mouth.
2) They use English words in their songs but I bet they don't connect or give any meaning.
3) They're dances are just ok.
4) They something lah!!!


But then again we're young, we don't give a f**k about their vocal, whether or not we understand, or whether the song's meaningless or not... What we young people care about is that...








1) The beat and music rocks.
2) They're cute, handsome, hot, beautiful, and we don't get them.
3) Listening to their music makes us feel good.
4)We don't give a damn on what they're singing, the beat will do.
5)They're young and talented.
6)They blow youth's mind. (I guess)
7)Their dance are "quite easy" to learn for performances.
8)People like them.
9) They something lah!!!


But you've gotta admit one thing, these people are young,
and they going global. When can Malaysia do that??
I really like to see Malaysian artiste achieve something like
them someday....
 Malaysian artiste, although some have made it, the others ain't close to good enough.
Fell offended? then...(Super Junior's song)


SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, .......


O....k.... that's for Korea, now.. Justien Bieber's got a whole other story....
Most guys and some girls hates them... or at least "most guys and some girls" in Klang...
They even posted this pic on facebook.....
Well Justin, looks like they've got issue...
Maybe his voice doesn't sound "mature" or "macho", but that's what makes him Justin Bieber,
 he's up there for a reason... people still listen to his songs so I guess he's not THAT bad...
Why?? Are you guys being jealous... just because you guys aren't there??
I'm not a fan of his and neither do I hate him... but if he can't sound mor "mature,
I'm really gonna hate him, his voice playing on the radio makes driving near impossible...
 So Mr. Bieber... guess you're good for now....